Stuart - not "Stu": he hates that - works as a clerk in accounts receivable at a medium-sized pickling company. He has "met" or "surpassed" expectations in his last seven annual performance reviews. Someday, Stuart would like to become an assistant or even full manager at the company. On the weekends, Stuart plays keytar in a trans-gendered electro-prog-punk band. They dress like stuffed animals - "furries", some might say - and appear on the bill as "Titty Rockspin".