The Hackney Brothers

The Hackney brothers - Nigel, Evan, and Chumseligh- can usually be found hatching some cockamamie get-rich scheme. Almost always, it blows up in their face and they wind up in some sort of trouble. Impressively, they have managed to accumulate some seventeen ASBO's between the three of them. Most recently, they were selling expired Kazakh smoked oysters in Blackpool, which they'd purchased at rock-bottom prices from a passing Liberian freighter in Bristol. (They have a mate who knows this pikey fella who has a contact at the port). As of this past Friday, however, all three are in hospital after being neck-nominated to each drink three bottles of Buckies by their cousin Archibald.